britchesandhose:

Chicago public library, 9th floor.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention: I got an iPhone yesterday.

I KNOW RIGHT?! 

My lady got me a sweet shirt. She just gets me. (Taken with Instagram)

That’s a big cat. #Presidentpatches (Taken with instagram)

Gettin’ some head. (Taken with instagram)

Rat King. (Taken with instagram)

Haircut. I still feel like death, but at least I’ll make a dapper corpse. (Taken with instagram)

dutchler:

Ooo, you touch my tra la la?

Hey guys. Remember when I tried to grow a moustache last time and it totally sucked butt?

Yeah, that was fun times. 

My moustache is fabulous. Fuck you. (Taken with instagram)

Oh mah gerd shopping with @alexandramichelle (Taken with instagram)

So, yeah… This happened.

Thanks to lxromero! He’s awesome.

We r hawter den u.

My new book came in the mail! Wooohoo.

Kitty!