I haven’t been to the museum campus in a long while. #chicago #museums #adlerplanetarium #aroundtown

I haven’t been to the museum campus in a long while. #chicago #museums #adlerplanetarium #aroundtown

Wednesday Jul 23 @ 12:55pm
Someone farted in the elevator and I had to sit in it. #weliveinelevators #messlife #struggleisreal #selfie

Someone farted in the elevator and I had to sit in it. #weliveinelevators #messlife #struggleisreal #selfie

Tuesday Jul 22 @ 02:12pm
Billy (@bllybrwn) is the best bud ever. He also declared me king of da #fixies so bow down. #savebilly #bestfriends #postcards

Billy (@bllybrwn) is the best bud ever. He also declared me king of da #fixies so bow down. #savebilly #bestfriends #postcards

Sunday Jul 20 @ 08:38pm
Somebody put this on a tshirt.

Somebody put this on a tshirt.

Sunday Jul 20 @ 04:35pm
Going full dipshit. Whateva it’s comfy. #bastardization #stupid #comfy

Going full dipshit. Whateva it’s comfy. #bastardization #stupid #comfy

Saturday Jul 19 @ 06:18pm
#Swole ass workin on my #fitness. #hercules #whatthefuck #uevenliftbro #jackinit 😏 @teodomnguez

#Swole ass workin on my #fitness. #hercules #whatthefuck #uevenliftbro #jackinit 😏 @teodomnguez

Saturday Jul 19 @ 05:01pm
I’m bored. Have a Spongebob thing. #standby #ifthesewallscouldtalk #spongebob #patrick #deliciousbutter

I’m bored. Have a Spongebob thing. #standby #ifthesewallscouldtalk #spongebob #patrick #deliciousbutter

Saturday Jul 19 @ 02:40pm

Grown men eat ass.

Saturday Jul 19 @ 02:31pm
Professional and courteous delivery service. #imessage #texts #tacos #aggro

Professional and courteous delivery service. #imessage #texts #tacos #aggro

Saturday Jul 19 @ 02:07pm

I wonder if unicorns dream

Saturday Jul 19 @ 01:40pm
How To Make Your Nice Bike Look Goofy as Shit™ - Lesson #1: Misjudge your stem length and flip the stupid thing upwards because you’re stuck at work all day. #bikes #tarckasfuck #stupid

How To Make Your Nice Bike Look Goofy as Shit™ - Lesson #1: Misjudge your stem length and flip the stupid thing upwards because you’re stuck at work all day. #bikes #tarckasfuck #stupid

Friday Jul 18 @ 03:28pm

I have no idea what’s going on. #pacman #streetshit #sup

Thursday Jul 17 @ 04:17pm
It’s ya boy. #selfie #messlife #welivenexttoelevators #idiot #lumberfuck

It’s ya boy. #selfie #messlife #welivenexttoelevators #idiot #lumberfuck

Thursday Jul 17 @ 03:01pm
Regram from @robopizzababe5000. @sixnguyen got his bike jacked. Keep a look out peeps and throw a lock on it, then hit up one of dem.

Regram from @robopizzababe5000. @sixnguyen got his bike jacked. Keep a look out peeps and throw a lock on it, then hit up one of dem.

Thursday Jul 17 @ 12:32pm
It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace. Chuck Palahniuk (via wanderlustinthelandofmandh) Thursday Jul 17 @ 01:19am